Let Me Rephrase That…

I’m usually quite good at avoiding Meme things on the internet. I’ve managed to, cunningly, not get tagged in many of them. Until today. Nassira from Diaries of a Marksman Hunter got me good and proper. Like a big meme arrow from her hunters’ bow, she shot me in the chest. Not a glancing blow which can be shrugged off but full on! Anyway…here goes…

About You –

Real Name: Graham

Age: 23

Country of Origin: England

Fetish: I’m rather partial to a lass in jodhpurs and a rugby shirt…or glasses.

Random Things –

Guilty Pleasure Music (something you’d never listen to in public): The Doobie Brothers, although I’m quite enjoying Katy Perry’s new album.

Worst Fashion Decision (I don’t care how old you were): I went through a phase of buying tropical looking shirts. All of those were bad. And I suppose the jumper with TINY PENIS written on the front…but that was too humourous to be a bad decision.

Proudest Moment: At a shooting competition after hearing I’d beaten one of the top shots in the country on a few stands.

Best Misheard Words: “…the Death Uterus”

Questions for You –

Do you sing in the shower? Yes

How much frosting do you like on your cupcakes? A good amount. Not too much so it’s overpowering, otherwise I scrape it off and eat it afterwards, but not so little so it’s just like eating a muffin.

When was the last time you made love? (Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, OOOOH SHIT Clarence Carter!) N/A, I’m yet to sassify a lass.

What is the coolest thing you’ve ever found hidden in or under your couch? Probably a £20 note.

What is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever put in your mouth? (be nice) Parsnips, without a shadow of a doubt. Vile creations!

Free-for-All, Share 4 Things You Want to Share –

1. When the time came for me to take my driving test, I had actually been driving cars for about 9 years.

2. I had never read a book from cover to cover until I was about 18.

3. I once partially built (the final part) a racing car but fell ill before I could actually race it.

4. I used to be the lead singer in a band but I cannot stand going to gigs to watch bands. I like appreciating music with no distractions, usually on my own.

Unfortunately, all of the people I would’ve tagged to do this have already done it, so it’s here merely for your perusal.